cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

(Source: illuminators, via i-will-fruk-you)

moijejoueauxfranglophones:

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

saved for future reference

(Source: stealmyghoul, via i-will-fruk-you)

annlander:

welovekanyewest:

Kanye teaches class at LA Technical Community College.

he gives his students a kanye test

(via applesmith)

radicalruster:

I’ve been waiting a long time to do this you have no idea

radicalruster:

I’ve been waiting a long time to do this you have no idea

(via i-will-fruk-you)

– Bonnie needs a hand (2,086 plays)

creepypastajr:

Anticipating Five Nights at Freddy’s 2?

(via i-will-fruk-you)

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com, via i-will-fruk-you)

animatronic-bunny:

Joy not only given to children.

(via i-will-fruk-you)

pole dancing with youtube stars

(Source: lieutenantsmith, via fuckyeahgamegrumps)

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

(via i-will-fruk-you)

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

dumb-boshie-stuff:

I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all

:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh

(via i-will-fruk-you)