Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
Why argue over red or blue
when you can accept the true saviour
consider the flag, friends
accept it into your life
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Shit happens. It’s the most largely popular fact of life; you learn to deal with it and flow with the changing times. Because even when you don’t want it to, there’s nothing you can do.
When a timeline fracture in this universe ends in overwhelming chaos, the resulting damage splits the timeline up: everyone ends up on a different time stream, often in a different universe altogether. But none are left alone. Some remember their prior timeline, some don’t; some are drawn together by fate and some seek each other out with deliberation. Because when you’re placed into a whole new life, remembering your last one can do a lot of damage and that common source of comfort becomes a necessity. Even when your old company is gone and co-workers — best friends, family — don’t remember the same things you do.nostalgia for nothingness: an rtah groupverse
*bolded names are an absolute necessity to the verse. non-bolded names are not a necessity but will be a joy to work in. individuals not listed can be added in.
- Ryan: meankingryan
- Gavin: secrxtgavin
- Dan: secrxtdan